phuripat@macbook-pro ~ % ./raise_seed_round --vibes-only
Route B · MacBook startup larper · pre-seed (of an idea)
Chapter one · origin story
Professional Shipper and larper. Part-time founder, shipping sillyhost.cloud
Founder & Full-Stack Developer | Building SaaS & AI Products | SvelteKit, TypeScript, Cloudflare | IT @ KMITL. I ships SaaS daily with hope and dream. Making sure to milk dry my Macbook Pro M4 Pro.
Chapter two · the portfolio
Featured · billed
Deploy OpenClaw in one minute. For Thai, live checkout, and a Stripe dashboard that is no longer a screenshot of ฿0. Gross volume: ฿21,160 the stealth startup grew up and started invoicing.
Live · sillyhost.cloud
Your SillyTavern, anywhere you go. No Docker daemon, no VPS at 2am. just a link. Gross volume: ฿10,435.01 of "wait, people pay for this?" They do. The MacBook did that lmao.
Final chapter · a term sheet of friendship (non-binding)
Sealed with synergy · Route B
"Let's circle back and open this letter. My calendar is wide open. Suspiciously open."
Dear future co-founder thanks for reaching the end of my route. I accept DMs, coffee chats, and unsolicited pitch feedback. Valuation of this friendship: $10M pre. Friends & family round now open.
phuripat, CEO (Chief Everything Officer)